Rock Candy - Niftiness in a Bucket!

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yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 12:49 pm

This update brought to you by the lovely STRIPED ORANGE SOCKS! *wild, crazy-ass cheering* - GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. So. Sorry first for anyone offended by blasphemy, and second for the WONDERFUL UPDATES I've been keeping up on. Aren't they lovely? Did you like Georgie's antics, his beatdown of Jack(ass), Summer's girly transformation sequence, etc? I know I did. Those pages were AWESOME. In my head, anyway. Because they haven't happened. Because I'm not %#@*&$*(@ updating.
There's an explanation for it, I SWARES. No, seriously. I got a JOB. I joined the mindless, cattle-like ranks of the Employed By Wal*Mart.
GIMME A W! GIMME A A! (Not an a, for some reason...) GIMME A L! (again...) GIMME A SQUIGGLY! GIMME A M! GIMME A A! GIMME A R! GIMME A T! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? WAL*MART! WHOSE WAL*MART IS THIS? MIiine? WHO'S NUMBER ONE? THE CUSTOMER! SOMETHING! SOMETHING! KICK KICK CLAP CLAP FIST-PUMP-MASCULINE-GRUNT-HOOAH!
But that's not my only reason. There are other reasons, too, involving death, drama, and making the summer migration back out of my uncle's house and into my own.

Dude, people. I had TWO jobs. That's crazy. For those of you who have done that, or know those who did, MAJOR FUCKING SYMPATHY. How!? HOW!? Good lord, HOW!?

And stuff. Also, updates will continue, but much more sporadically. I know, weird, especially since Rock Candy wasn't supposed to be even half as popular/well-maintained as my others and it is now consuming me -- body, mind, and soul. So, yeah. Es tut mir leid.

yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:01 pm

- Seedless-acorn: Tonka wheels. HOHOHOHO. I need other toy brands. Fisher-Price. It shall be.

Morgan K. : You know what's awesome? My mom does, too. ...But I'm the creator. ;_;

Abild : I'm glad other people think this is funny, since I mostly think I'm just losing my mind while drawing it. YOUR LAUGHTER IS LIKE OLIVES! And by olives, I do of course mean power. Your laughter -- here we go now, back on track -- gives me POWER! POWAH! POWAAAHHHHH!

... Nope, I think I lost my mind on this one.

There should be an update next weekish, if I can manage it. I might have to body slam my Sweetass into helping a yojo out (mannnnnn).

Reader Comments:

EEEEEEEEEEE.

This is MY TIME TO SHINE! (sparkle-gleam)

:D

:D;;;

I'm so thrilled! Not because of that sucky two job thing (I FEEL FOR YA, BABE) but because I'm, like, THERE. ON THE SCREEN. I'M THERE. LOLOLOLOLWHUT?

What's funny is that on my own comic, I just put up a filler just like that, LOL. We're on the same brainwave or something.

:>

posted by Striped Orange Socks on 26 Apr 2009 03:50 pm

nyaaa~!!!!!

i friggin' luuurv you'r comic!!! though i can't reads anymore then what ish posted.. T///T

posted by Mr_Unfair on 15 Jun 2009 01:59 pm