Help!
Hello, there. My name is Joanna, known far and wide as the Cat Lady (or BagGirl). I am quite obviously just starting to draw comics, and enjoy it more than I can say here. It makes me happy when others read and enjoy what I write and draw. Unfortunately, pens and paper cost money. I lack money. I very much lack money. Insert dramatic sob story of your choice here (it is mandatory that you include something about tea, babies, and taxes).
Now that you're finished with that . . . I want to keep drawing comics, get good at it, and one day see them in print. I know, an admirable, if somewhat misguided goal (since it seems so hard to get published . . . :( ).
The good news is that you can help! All you need do is punch that little link below this, and donate money to my supplies fund! It's that easy (although verbal support and links everywhere are just as good for me)! I have only small goals, namely the purchase of pens and good paper. The long-range, far off goal is to buy a tablet. And photoshop. And while I'm fantasizing, maybe a new computer that can handle the software. *dreams blissfully*
In the meantime, I'll take anything you feel you can spare, even if it's a few quarters. I'm not asking this without offering something in return for your time and money, either, as I offer *dramatic music* INCENTIVES! If you donate $7.00 USD or more to me, I'll draw you something, from a new wallpaper for your computer, to a new avatar. Or . . . something. Just ask, and it will be done! (clearly isn't sure how this is supposed to work)
If you do happen to donate that magical amount, THANK YOU SO MUCH! You just got me new pens. Now all you gotta do to make a specific request is send me an email and gimme the details! After that, you walk in everlasting awesomeness.
If you decide to donate more than $20.00 USD, then that calls for something truly awesome. I don't have the slightest idea what that would call for, but I am open to sugestion/requests.
This is the fine print. As you can tell, I am ignorant. If you see anything wrong with this page, or something isn't working right, let me know and I'll see if I can help.
If you send me money, and you never get a picture, email me. It means I am a) brain dead, or b) incapable of remembering to actually send an email.
I choose not be held responsible for any harm caused by the viewing of my ultimate drawings. I am awesome. You will worship me until the day you die. By reading this, you have sealed the deal of my ownership of your soul, or puppies, whichever comes first/most easily. Please and thank you.
